Klaus
speaker
31 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2024
last heard Aug 2024
Klaus’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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No, Jan is not here today. I am Klaus, I am the manager of Jan. And Jan will come back to the show when you have calmed down a bit, my friend, in terms of content.
Because you always come around the corner with your vogue shit. Jan doesn't feel like it anymore.
No, you're not doing anything here alone if that doesn't get Jan's approval. That's in the contract.
I'm Klaus, I'm Jan's manager.
Yes, I've learned from the very best.
Michael Jackson's manager. The father of Michael Jackson. I have Jan and him under control. He does what I say. Jan and Olli are sitting in front of the microphone.
Let me, no. So, let me get back to the microphone.
Greetings Oliver, my dear! Happy New Year!
Not Klaus. My name is Kalaus. Kalaus! Rennebeck-Berkelein. May I introduce myself for those of you who don't know who I am? I'm the manager of Böhmermann, the fucking whore. I almost said whore son, but you don't say that anymore. You say whore fuck.
At the expense of my guardian. Everything on account of Böhmermann.
Cozamoj.
You're a little king with my salary, honestly. The king of Cozamoj.
Let me carry him around with five of these. On a mustard.
Dude, I wanted to talk to you briefly. It's about PR stories for Böhmermann. And I was thinking about whether I, now that Cora Schumacher is out of the jungle camp, whether I somehow try to get them to do something heterosexual in order to close the target group of the heteros, the alpha-heteros a little more. What do you think of that?
And how are you? Are you okay?
Yes, I think it's completely right. And I also don't understand that these bubble people who have driven themselves from the left-wing bubble to the demonstration, that they don't use the momentum to get a decent demonstration against the NFL on their feet. If you had that in one wash, you would have done it.
No, but I think, to be honest, the Jungle Camp is so good this year. So good. And the last few years, I've always said, don't do it. But I would say, next year is the time. I'm working on it nicely for next year. You have to give it a lot of gas.
I'll plug in two or three wrong information. Then he can put his weird woke journalist on it. And then there's a huge blamage afterwards on TV. For me it's just important that I'm the companion in the Hotel Imperial. And then there's nice caviar from someone's navel. While he has to eat the goat's tail. Speaking of goat's tail, I have a little gift for you, Olli.
On the internet, at Kaleido, I ordered you a doodle sack goat. I said, come on, I think that's really awesome. Honestly, awesome instrument. You can't learn that in our music school here in the Rhineland. I wish that instead of guitar and drums, a goat as an instrument would come in mainstream.
Yes, they can't defend themselves. Animals can't defend themselves.
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