Krah

The safe word is stench.

Next 20.

15, 20.

I probably would have been up in front of people. Yeah, like there. That's perfect.

Wait, is it poison? It's poison. Ha ha, I'm at advantage, there we go.

20, 20, whatever.

I'm going to turn to this big frog guy, and I will say, um, it's you and me, foul demon!

You can disengage.

No, we'll see what happens. If he wants to take an opportunity attack. Can you petrify him? He can, but he's disadvantaged.

Deck saving throw.

27. Barely. Yep, you passed. I will run up to the guy. Okay, run up. The first attack, I believe, is advantage, thanks to Guiding Bolt. Yes, it is. Okay, so that is a 18. Settle it. Just one. AT 16 on this demon. Another 18. Okay, so I'm like two attacks with my battle axe. Oh, pretty good. 7 plus 5 is what? 12.

I did. 20 damage with my battle axe.

I think it's, I don't think, because he's like 25 feet away.

It ends right there. It ends right there. I would like to be in front of the Professor. You do that. It's your chance in one campaign.

So when you go to your short rest option, there will be a number of hit dice available.

Right.

The amount of hit dice you have is your level. So we are all level 6. You have 6 hit dice. And monks, their kind of level of constitution is a d8. So mine's a d10 because I'm a paladin.

19.

Right, right.

And I will stand in front of the professor, in front of G, just standing there. I'm within 30 feet, right? Yeah, totally. Okay.

Move me up one. Move me up one, please. I will take Javelins off my back, and I will chuck two Javelins at him. A 21... and a 14.

I have tryptophobia or whatever it is. I have snake-to-phobia! Trypto, trypto, trypto.

Okay. That's a wisdom saving throw. Thirteen.

And you can still roll your D6? Barely, very barely.

For the sky attack damage. Oh, okay, yeah. Plus the orange die. This one? No, that's not D6. The Q. This one, gosh.

Master Victus, why are you a Victus to me? May I reaction?

Oh, that's fine.

He's 292.

There you go.

Can you run me up to within... Can I get within five feet of the dragon and five feet within Vaz? Yep. Okay. I will run up and... Let's see here. I will say, um... I will tap my... Actually, no, what I'm going to do is I'm going to say, Oh, dragons messing with demons, you'll regret the day you made that pact. And I want to cast Raffle Smite on my Great Battle Axe, and I will attack in.

I don't know what that does, but you do that. So that's going to hit. 17 easy. Yeah, and then I believe I fail. I barely fail on the second one. Okay. I don't know what Wrathful Smite does. So the first hit, so you have to make a Wiz saving throw. Wiz, 17. It passes. Passes, got it. I want to deal an extra d6 damage. So 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 10 damage.

Oh, you did the damage, it's gone. But if you would have failed, you would have been frightened, basically, until the spell ends.

I will... So you use half of your movement, but you have a shit ton of movement.

I'm not bragging.

Can I bonus action unarmed strike, then? No, so to use the bonus action... As an unarmed Shrike, you had to have used the action, your action to attack.

Well, you have a bonus action left.

So you can spend a key point to dodge. I don't know if you want to do that.

And then if you scroll down to the bonus action section, so you can't attack or Flurry of Blows, what you could do is do Patient Defense, if you want, and take the dodge action.

There's passage down.

I lunge my shield into the way of the attack. It's advantage. Natural one.

Nice. I will... So he's backed up already. So back him up.

Yeah, that's fine. So... I'm not really going to... So what I'm going to do is I am going to... As a bonus action, I'm going to say... Dragon and silver beard, use your divine power to protect me this day.

18 hits. But he has plus two for haste. No, no. 18 is the tie.

I will... Oh, yeah. Name that song, Jack. Attack twice. Hits... Hashtag blessed. Ooh. South Ohio fans. 10-11. It's the same company, though, however. So swearing is correct. Thank you.

Nice. Finally, 13-11. 21 damage.

11.

18.

It hits. Barely.

Uh, 13.

Seven. Seven.

That hits.

18.

Come on, Professor. I want to stay within five feet of him.

The demon was Demogorgon.

You do that.

It's the prince.

You are dodging.