Krissy Hoadley

It's hurting, mainly because there's knots back there, but then because she's really going at it for like a minute and a half.

And I'm not feeling it.

I'm just like, God damn, like this is, you got to start slow.

Yeah, now I'm in my head that I'm going to have to like bat off some, you know, question about whether or not I need, I want a happy ending.

And then I don't, I don't know.

I've never, I've never had a happy ending, so I don't know what happens, but I don't want to be in the situation where I have to figure it out.

The closest I ever came was the Bo Scalo massage.

And the words were never asked, do you want a happy ending?

She just started massaging the lower part of my abdomen underneath my penis.

And she was not a masseuse.

I'm convinced of that.

It was the most terrible massage and then almost a happy ending.

So she goes, so she leans over and she goes, you need forehand, forehand massage.

Two girl for you.

Two girl.

And I was like, uh, what?

And she goes to go to go for you to go for hand for hand for hand to go.

You need you need.

And I was like, I go, I should go.

I'll be right back.