Krissy Hoadley

And I was like, wait.

So she's gone for like two minutes and I can hear her talking in whatever language.

And they're like laughing and talking and laughing and talking.

And I'm like, oh, my God, this is I've walked into the happy ending massage.

And now she wants to do two on two on one threesome massage.

I haven't even been here for 10 minutes and I'm already getting the happy Thai threesome massage.

I'm naked.

The sheet is almost completely off me now.

My back hurts.

I'm a strong boy with big muscles.

And now I'm going to have two women in here.

So I'm like, okay, just say that you got a text message, something happened, you got to go, right?

I got to go.

This isn't for me.

Pay them whatever they ask for and call it a day.

It was an experience you can talk about on the commercial break.

And I am about to lift myself up and the door opens and all of a sudden the girl runs, like the room is so small that essentially she's on top of me in a second, like, you know, going back at my shoulders, right?

I think, but my face is down in the thing.

And then someone pulls the sheet off and just sticks it in between my feet.

So now I am buck ass naked.