Kristen Davis

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1,669 appearances 27 recordings 6 series first heard Nov 2024 last heard 13 Apr

Kristen Davis’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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She will love you like nobody else and flat put you in your place when you need it. And at 90 now, if she wants to walk to the mailbox in her underwear, she absolutely does. Why not? The freedoms. My hands-down favorite Camellia story was one day when I arranged for a group of boys from the local Baptist church to volunteer doing chores in her yard.
The boys showed up, as did their pastor and assistant pastor. As the boys worked, we stood in the yard and chatted with the pastors, and I asked Camellia for permission to tell them the sweet story of how she and Bill met. The story goes that they were both in Colorado skiing in the early 70s, her from Louisiana, him from Florida.
A big snow fell, airports were closed, and the only way out was by bus where the two of them were seated together and talked for hours. When she got back to Louisiana, Camelia called the bus line, lied, and said that she'd sat next to a man named Bill and their suitcases had gotten switched. Yeah. It says it absolutely had not. She asked for his phone number to call him and rectify the situation.
Wow. Going for it. This being the 70s, they didn't give it a second thought.
She called, they connected, started dating, got married, and were absolute soulmates until Bill died in 2018. As I retold this charming, if a bit impish, tale, Camelia added, of course, we were both married to other people at the time. Lady. All bold, all caps. What? Right in front of the pastors, too. Oh, that's right. Yeah. She's at church?
No, they're in the front yard with the boys doing the work at the yard. Oh, that's right. That's a completely different story and not one I've necessarily related to the local Baptist preachers. Classic camellia, though. I have no doubt she'd set up that little booby trap and was just waiting to spring it on me. She's like, go ahead, tell the story. Yeah, sure. I'd love for you to.
Thanks for all you two lovelies do, not the least of which is offering me a way to connect with my 30-something daughter. Oh. And then her name is Mimi. Mimi.
Right.
I mean. Very cool. Unless you're in love with someone else at the same time. I mean. Married to them. But. Yeah, figure it out. You know. Communicate. Listen.
I love that thing of like, no, no, no, you don't.
I had something similar happen, like a hurricane during a camping trip. But it was a camping trip for the rehab I had gone to at 13. They had like a, you know, like an AA event. And there was like a hurricane in the middle of it.
It was kind of cool, though, because it was, like, all these people who were, like, trying to be self-sufficient, and they were able to, like, chase all down and, like, make everything better and, like, feel good about themselves instead of doing drugs.
This last one's short. Okay. It's called Vintage Treasure with a ton of exclamation marks. Guess what? What? I'm visiting New Orleans this week for the first time, and today I set out to find vintage clothing and thrift shops. My dream. I was listening to MFM walking from my hotel to my first destination. Not sure why I chose that shop, just a feeling.
When I arrived, I tried on a beautiful vintage gold beaded skirt. And found a $50 bill in the pocket. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Literally the first article of clothing I put my hand on this morning. And it says, day made. Yes, mine too. That's the best. Obviously, I bought it and designated it my lucky skirt. Yes. I have been quite distracted the rest of today checking every pocket in every store.
Cheers to obsession. Stay sexy and always follow your heart to treasure. Love, Shaylee. Shaylee, goddammit, congratulations. I've never, like, I've never stuck my hand in a pocket at, like, a vintage shop before. Yeah, like, just rifle through those. Sounds kind of gross.
It's either like a haunted hayride where it's like set up for you or it's like a trail in like a hiking trail that everyone knows is haunted. I'm going to guess it's the first one. It's set up.
Haunted hayride. Yes. Yes. This, no. This one, you have to fucking walk in it? No. Walk and then what?
Please.
He's 21. He's fine.
Yes. Yes. My psychiatrist told me that she's gotten murderinos in before. Wow. Yeah.
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