Kristen DiMercurio
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The turtle hesitated, but eventually agreed after the scorpion promised not to sting him.
But when they were halfway through the river, a terrible impulse fell upon the scorpion.
Actually, as the scorpion stinger bounced harmlessly off the turtle's hard shell, he found the other animal looking back at him over his shoulder.
And the turtle just said, Tell me, you want to fuck around some more or do you want me to get you across this fucking river?
That was a story about how sometimes you can just let people help you.
Well, let me assure you, Dr. Blackwell, you're not dealing with a frog.
And let me remind you, you are the center of an unprecedented disaster.
One in which people died.
The only reason you haven't been charged with a hysterical number of criminal charges is because no one is quite sure of how the law interfaces with your unique circumstance.
But the government's catching up.
They're doing a congressional hearing, the kind that's going to decide how a lot of laws are going to work in this country, and they have been kind enough to invite you to participate.
And when I say invite, I mean subpoena.
This hearing is either going to go exceptionally well for you, or it is going to lead to you being invited to see the inside of a courtroom in a trial which you will have no chance of winning.
So finally, allow me to ask you,
Would you like me to get you across the river?
Or would you prefer to fuck around some more?
Let's.
This is Claudia Skinner, handling case MGR 831.
This is information prep session number one.
It is November 7th, 2013.
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