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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

Oh, yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

It was too small for him.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

What?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

So he decided to go to his bicycle, take the rubber handle off of it, and put the vibrator into it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

To fill it out?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

Right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

So he takes it, puts it in the bike handle.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

It gets lost.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

He has a bicycle because he cannot drive.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

He either uses his bicycle or public transportation.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

Well, the hospital was too far for the bicycle.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

He was so embarrassed that he decided to wait until the battery died.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

Oh!

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

Oh!

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

So he had to wait till the battery died, got on public transportation, and basically the bike handle stopped.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

and stayed in his sigmoid, and the bullet just kept traveling.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

He had to have surgery, and he ended up being just such a great patient that day.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

I did ask him, because we ended up having this kind of relationship.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

I was like, why?