Kristen

And the first thing that you do as a nurse when you go into a room is a head to toe assessment.

And the last question I ask him is on a scale of one to 10, where are you at?

And he goes, I have a bike handle up my ass.

Why would you ask me that question?

Oh,

He's pissed at me, and I was like, I'm so sorry.

If there's anything I can do to make you more comfortable, let me know.

And he's like, they already gave me my meds.

Because he was in so much pain, they had given him meds overnight.

So I end up going into his room over the next couple of hours, and he warms up to me.

He's just an older man that's grumpy, but he is like a grandpa.

I kind of agree with him when he said, why would you ask me that?

I didn't know what it was.

In his patient history, it just said foreign object near cecum.

And then he warms up and he basically starts telling me every time I go in the room a little bit more about this story.

So he ordered a magic bullet online.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

To hold cocaine in?

I'm like, what?

It's a vibrator.