Kurt Metzger
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Podcast Appearances
You can't spell gold without old.
You can't spell gold without old.
They probably had a prehistoric Jekyll Island where the cave JP Morgan and the rest of the boys met. And then they're like, we're going to use gold from now on. You know, it used to be salt. They used to go to war for salt. That's why I never believe, and I think it's not true, about salting the earth to make crops not grow. Can you imagine you're Roman and you got done with the battle.
They probably had a prehistoric Jekyll Island where the cave JP Morgan and the rest of the boys met. And then they're like, we're going to use gold from now on. You know, it used to be salt. They used to go to war for salt. That's why I never believe, and I think it's not true, about salting the earth to make crops not grow. Can you imagine you're Roman and you got done with the battle.
They probably had a prehistoric Jekyll Island where the cave JP Morgan and the rest of the boys met. And then they're like, we're going to use gold from now on. You know, it used to be salt. They used to go to war for salt. That's why I never believe, and I think it's not true, about salting the earth to make crops not grow. Can you imagine you're Roman and you got done with the battle.
All right, we're going to dump. That's your pay. Can you not dump my paycheck on the earth?
All right, we're going to dump. That's your pay. Can you not dump my paycheck on the earth?
All right, we're going to dump. That's your pay. Can you not dump my paycheck on the earth?
It turned out was the thing that where they pay to pretend it's not that, you know, like your your fructose is in your stomach.
It turned out was the thing that where they pay to pretend it's not that, you know, like your your fructose is in your stomach.
It turned out was the thing that where they pay to pretend it's not that, you know, like your your fructose is in your stomach.
You should never get any sun, right? That's what I was told.
You should never get any sun, right? That's what I was told.
You should never get any sun, right? That's what I was told.
He explained the whole fucking thing.
He explained the whole fucking thing.
He explained the whole fucking thing.
Yeah. You had the little, the kind that where you, it's not a big deal.
Yeah. You had the little, the kind that where you, it's not a big deal.
Yeah. You had the little, the kind that where you, it's not a big deal.