Kurt Metzger
speaker
5,061 appearances
9 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard 6 Jul
Kurt Metzger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
Trend
recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 7 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 4.
Appearances
You nailed it.
And you should appreciate this.
That's what sucks about it, because it's like if you don't appreciate how great this is.
To script it.
I want to read the script.
How do you write out those sounds?
It does.
That is the sound.
That's the sound that gets you into your car faster.
Shit.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
I'll call you back.
and you can't look this is you getting to your car from the comedy store you do like that little fuck dude motherfucker and if you look that's how they get you don't make eye contact if you turn and look as you should they're like what stupid piece of shit something bothering you why'd you look at me
It's the worst.
It's basically just... This is probably some kind of workshop for homeless people who want to get better at their fucking satanic jibber.
And...
Dude, this is why I'm looking forward to drone technologies.
And I know a lot of people are going to say I'm Machiavellian here, but it is completely feasible, thanks to the good people at Palantir, that we could theoretically have drones stationed on buildings that tune into that sound and just fly down and carry them away.
Oh, that's amazing.
Wouldn't that be incredible?
Showing 1761–1780 of 5,061 · page 89 of 254
← Previous
Next →