Kurt Metzger
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5,061 appearances
9 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard 6 Jul
Kurt Metzger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Like, sometimes, like, an untrained gimp will take their bean can and bang it into the bar.
That happened to us.
And it...
You tolerated that?
Yeah, this is the problem because we got a gimp sitter and they were giving him bean cans.
You never fucking do that.
I said, just don't feed him for a couple of days.
He'll be fine.
But they did that and they left the bean can in and then when we got home, he started tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
horrible horrible so yeah we you know we did easy fix we got another can of beans yeah and we put in that can of beans i won't say the exact ingredients but let's just say he fell asleep for a long time
Because that's what you have to do.
It's like when a dog starts sucking eggs.
When a gimp starts banging a can, they're not going to stop.
This guy is weakening America's gimps.
And I do want to give a shout out to Metal Bond NYC, Gay Male Bondage Training.
These guys are doing the Lord's work out there.
We are living in a much busier time.
I'm not proud of it, but we don't have time to train up our gimps like we used to.
But these guys, I couldn't give them a higher rating.
I've sent unruly gimps to them, and they come back tip-top shit.
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