Kurtis Conner

This was at the conservative political action conference. What are you doing there, man? Why is he like... What? Why is he like a government official? How the fuck did that happen, dude? I feel like that's not allowed. You can't just do that because you have a lot of money. Dude, he's so cringe, bro. I'm becoming... So, dude, wearing a stupid big fucking chain. Like, what is that chain even?

This was at the conservative political action conference. What are you doing there, man? Why is he like... What? Why is he like a government official? How the fuck did that happen, dude? I feel like that's not allowed. You can't just do that because you have a lot of money. Dude, he's so cringe, bro. I'm becoming... So, dude, wearing a stupid big fucking chain. Like, what is that chain even?

Oh, my God, dude. I... I'm getting... I'm getting nauseous, dude. Speaking of weird fucking billionaires, dude, this other thing I want to talk about... I want to talk about Mark Zuckerberg next, but I do... I am very scared for you guys in America. One, because obviously Donald Trump is the president, again, fucking somehow. Two, you have this fucking dork, Elon Musk, with...

Oh, my God, dude. I... I'm getting... I'm getting nauseous, dude. Speaking of weird fucking billionaires, dude, this other thing I want to talk about... I want to talk about Mark Zuckerberg next, but I do... I am very scared for you guys in America. One, because obviously Donald Trump is the president, again, fucking somehow. Two, you have this fucking dork, Elon Musk, with...

I'm sorry, but negative aura. I know I'm 30 and I felt gross saying that, but there's no other way of saying it. He has... It's like... It doesn't even seem human. It's like he's... He is like evil manifest. He just... And he just sort of like is just there. And just because he has a lot of money and it's... It's a very scary...

I'm sorry, but negative aura. I know I'm 30 and I felt gross saying that, but there's no other way of saying it. He has... It's like... It doesn't even seem human. It's like he's... He is like evil manifest. He just... And he just sort of like is just there. And just because he has a lot of money and it's... It's a very scary...

um it's a very scary time and i really hope that we don't become the 51st state because i will i will actually i will become mean Okay, so I'm going to talk about Mark Zuckerberg. Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook. And now he... Well, now he's meta. I guess he met a girl a while ago. And now they're married, right? Or some shit. So... For, I think it was for his birthday?

um it's a very scary time and i really hope that we don't become the 51st state because i will i will actually i will become mean Okay, so I'm going to talk about Mark Zuckerberg. Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook. And now he... Well, now he's meta. I guess he met a girl a while ago. And now they're married, right? Or some shit. So... For, I think it was for his birthday?

Yeah, no, for his wife's 40th birthday. This is what Mark Zuckerberg did.

Yeah, no, for his wife's 40th birthday. This is what Mark Zuckerberg did.

The fucking pussy didn't even backflip.

The fucking pussy didn't even backflip.

And then he did a backflip, landed on his neck. Fucking. Dude, how sick was that? That would have been awesome, man. Also, this pause, dude, he is fucking giving. He is giving his all in this performance, dude. Why the fuck did you do this? Hey, happy birthday, babe. Everybody look at me. Happy birthday. I love you. This is about me though. How can I get, how can I make this about me?

And then he did a backflip, landed on his neck. Fucking. Dude, how sick was that? That would have been awesome, man. Also, this pause, dude, he is fucking giving. He is giving his all in this performance, dude. Why the fuck did you do this? Hey, happy birthday, babe. Everybody look at me. Happy birthday. I love you. This is about me though. How can I get, how can I make this about me?

Mark Zuckerberg in any situation. How can I make this more about me?

Mark Zuckerberg in any situation. How can I make this more about me?

Also, why was Mark Zuckerberg's fucking booty jiggling like crazy in that? Okay.

Also, why was Mark Zuckerberg's fucking booty jiggling like crazy in that? Okay.

How do you do fucking... Let's do playback speed. Slow down. Enhance. Guys, if you're just listening to this, I'm so sorry. But I... You gotta see this fucking butt move. Yeah, dude. Mark... What's up? Dude. He's got a friggin... Mark Zuckerberg's got a dumper on him, dude. Who would have thought? Benson, you're out. Alright? Mark, you're in. Just learned how to do a backflip, dude.

How do you do fucking... Let's do playback speed. Slow down. Enhance. Guys, if you're just listening to this, I'm so sorry. But I... You gotta see this fucking butt move. Yeah, dude. Mark... What's up? Dude. He's got a friggin... Mark Zuckerberg's got a dumper on him, dude. Who would have thought? Benson, you're out. Alright? Mark, you're in. Just learned how to do a backflip, dude.