Kurtis Conner

He probably couldn't do it. He probably couldn't do a backflip. He's too bottom heavy. That's probably why. His ass was too fat. Where was that in the social network, huh? So Jesse Eisenberg, how did you prepare for this role of Mark Zuckerberg? Well, it was a lot of squats. I do a lot of squats, man.

He probably couldn't do it. He probably couldn't do a backflip. He's too bottom heavy. That's probably why. His ass was too fat. Where was that in the social network, huh? So Jesse Eisenberg, how did you prepare for this role of Mark Zuckerberg? Well, it was a lot of squats. I do a lot of squats, man.

Never in my life did I think I would ever see Mark Zuckerberg in a skin-tight fucking sequined blue jumpsuit singing. It's not even Facebook blue, dude. It's like a light blue. I'm disliking this. All right. I'm not fucking... I'm not poking that, okay? Yeah, weird. Also, of all people to imitate, you're going to do Benson Boone? You know what? Fuck Benson Boone. Okay?

Never in my life did I think I would ever see Mark Zuckerberg in a skin-tight fucking sequined blue jumpsuit singing. It's not even Facebook blue, dude. It's like a light blue. I'm disliking this. All right. I'm not fucking... I'm not poking that, okay? Yeah, weird. Also, of all people to imitate, you're going to do Benson Boone? You know what? Fuck Benson Boone. Okay?

That guy stole my whole flow, dude. Fuck that guy. He didn't really do anything to me. You know? I don't care for his music, but I'm sure people like it, right? He's athletic. He can do flips. He can sing. That's great. Come on, man. I mean, I stole my flow from people, I'm sure. I'm from Australians, pretty much. But, you know, still. Come on, Benson.

That guy stole my whole flow, dude. Fuck that guy. He didn't really do anything to me. You know? I don't care for his music, but I'm sure people like it, right? He's athletic. He can do flips. He can sing. That's great. Come on, man. I mean, I stole my flow from people, I'm sure. I'm from Australians, pretty much. But, you know, still. Come on, Benson.

And if you're watching this right now, you got to fucking sue Mark Zuckerberg, okay? He's showing you up. He is showing your ass up, okay? I'm trying to think what else we can talk about for this next little bit, dude. Something a little fun, something a little sillier. How about that? Let's switch it up. Let's get a little more silly.

And if you're watching this right now, you got to fucking sue Mark Zuckerberg, okay? He's showing you up. He is showing your ass up, okay? I'm trying to think what else we can talk about for this next little bit, dude. Something a little fun, something a little sillier. How about that? Let's switch it up. Let's get a little more silly.

Let's stop talking about fucking billionaires, man, because they suck. Okay. Okay.

Let's stop talking about fucking billionaires, man, because they suck. Okay. Okay.

I mean, I don't know if this sound is copyright, but... Dude, this was such a rough watch.

I mean, I don't know if this sound is copyright, but... Dude, this was such a rough watch.

Because it's a rough watch. I saw this... I watched the last episode of the new season of Love is Blind. Okay? I guess Jenna was watching some of it. And, I mean... Even she was like, I couldn't fucking do it. Like... And it's hard to watch, man.

Because it's a rough watch. I saw this... I watched the last episode of the new season of Love is Blind. Okay? I guess Jenna was watching some of it. And, I mean... Even she was like, I couldn't fucking do it. Like... And it's hard to watch, man.

But, you know, we wanted to see... And I was, like, watching here and there, and it's like, okay, we wanted to know who's going to get married, you know, who's not going to get married, like, what's going to happen, right? Speaking of finding out what's going to happen... Sorry, one second. I'm going to find out if I won. Please play again. Good. Good, good, good, good, good. I lost.

But, you know, we wanted to see... And I was, like, watching here and there, and it's like, okay, we wanted to know who's going to get married, you know, who's not going to get married, like, what's going to happen, right? Speaking of finding out what's going to happen... Sorry, one second. I'm going to find out if I won. Please play again. Good. Good, good, good, good, good. I lost.

I lost on my fucking roll up the rim to win. But... Dude, so I'm just watching these weddings. Most of the time, it's just normal, right? The one person said no because she was like, I don't know how you – I asked you your opinions about politics, and you've been really wishy-washy, and you go to a church that doesn't accept – a homosexuality.

I lost on my fucking roll up the rim to win. But... Dude, so I'm just watching these weddings. Most of the time, it's just normal, right? The one person said no because she was like, I don't know how you – I asked you your opinions about politics, and you've been really wishy-washy, and you go to a church that doesn't accept – a homosexuality.

So I'm going to, uh, and you don't really, you know, I, I asked you about like, uh, black lives matter and stuff. And you just like, didn't really have any opinion on it, which is crazy. So I'm, I don't think we're right. Um, which is valid, right?

So I'm going to, uh, and you don't really, you know, I, I asked you about like, uh, black lives matter and stuff. And you just like, didn't really have any opinion on it, which is crazy. So I'm, I don't think we're right. Um, which is valid, right?