Kurtis Conner
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Podcast Appearances
Only a thousand, each pair numbered.
Hey, man, these are the ugliest shoes I've ever seen.
I'd rather go fucking shoeless for the rest of my life than wear that, dude.
I'd rather have, I don't even, I'd rather wear, there's so many things I'd rather wear than that.
Like maybe just like one nail for each toe.
You know, in Home Alone, when fucking Marv, when he steps on the nail, that's what I would do.
That's what I'd rather have as my shoe.
Just a piece of, like just one nail stuck in the bottom of my foot, dude.
Fucking kills, but it's better than these ugly-ass fucking Trump superhero shoes.
If any other president did this, man, if Obama did this, man, people would be like, oh, you can't fucking do that, man.
I didn't even realize he said Trump 2028.