Kurtis Conner

And spoiler alert, it did not go well.

Catherine had gone on several days with Justin before meeting him at the District Biscuit Company.

He presented her a bouquet of colorful flowers.

She snorted them.

She presented her problem almost immediately.

Are you able to blend the food?

Catherine asked the server after she sat down.

And yeah, that's... Maybe because I'm just so nervous all the time.

If I was a food snorter...

And that's the way I liked eating.

And I was at a restaurant.

I was.

And if like if I had to do it, you know, if I really like this person, you know, part of me would just be like, you know what?

Fuck it.

I'll just eat regularly for a night and go from there.

Right.

But again, this could be because she ate food regularly before this.

So I'm like, I'm curious.

Now she's like unable to do so.

but also on the flip side of that i understand her being like you know what fuck it i got a few dates with this guy now's the time to show my true colors can i snort your burger okay are you gonna snort that does he's not finishing his his pasta his pasta sorry and he's like and she's like hey you're gonna snort that are you gonna snort that i'll snort it are you gonna blend it and snort that