Kurtis Conner

I've never- I don't think I've ever heard the term curt as an adjective or an adverb in my life.

And two times in the past fucking five minutes-

Using or expressed in few words in a way perceived as rude.

Fuck you.

That was curt.

The definition of curt was curt, you dick.

Okay.

Avatar, no, son, I curtly replied.

I don't watch woke movies.

I'm here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented first lady.

Sorry, I'll get through this before we talk about it.

The man's two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve and begging, Daddy, we want to see Melania.

But, but, he stammered, I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia too.

No, no, no, they said, now nearly shouting.

We want to see Melania.

She is the most beautiful first lady ever.

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

Girls, I'm afraid you aren't the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife, I said, kneeling to get on their level.

"'Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7.30 p.m.

showing, and it's been sold out for days.'