Kurtis Conner
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Tears began to well up in their eyes.
"'But,' I said in a hushed tone, "'I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I'd like you and your dad to have them.'
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father.
He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile."
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close.
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close.
Raise these girls right, I whispered.
Teach them to be classy, conservative women of faith like Melania.
Don't let them become like Meghan Markle.
Capisce?
He hugged me and thanked me profusely.
What are you going to do now, he asked.
Don't worry about me, son, I told him with a twinkle in my eye.
I've already got tickets to the next showing.
Hold on, just blowing this up really quick.
Yeah, Alex, I'll take things that never happened for a thousand.
Wow, daily double too.
Look at that.
Dude, what the fuck?
This, not a second of this happened, dude.