Kyle Brandt

Why do I feel like you're 16 at the homecoming dance? This is so weird. You're like in your 30s, I think.

Why do I feel like you're 16 at the homecoming dance? This is so weird. You're like in your 30s, I think.

Why do I feel like you're 16 at the homecoming dance? This is so weird. You're like in your 30s, I think.

Bad news for ESPN, though. Dana White's already adding it to his slap fight repertoire.

Bad news for ESPN, though. Dana White's already adding it to his slap fight repertoire.

Bad news for ESPN, though. Dana White's already adding it to his slap fight repertoire.

Listen, I had this for Benihana. This is a movie that features Red Square in Moscow. And I'm still like, I don't know. The Russian mafia rat race prostitute coke den is pretty badass. Bill, they have a fucking mariachi band inexplicably there. I don't know why. That place is wild. I want to party there.

Listen, I had this for Benihana. This is a movie that features Red Square in Moscow. And I'm still like, I don't know. The Russian mafia rat race prostitute coke den is pretty badass. Bill, they have a fucking mariachi band inexplicably there. I don't know why. That place is wild. I want to party there.

Listen, I had this for Benihana. This is a movie that features Red Square in Moscow. And I'm still like, I don't know. The Russian mafia rat race prostitute coke den is pretty badass. Bill, they have a fucking mariachi band inexplicably there. I don't know why. That place is wild. I want to party there.

That's like the whole thing.

That's like the whole thing.

That's like the whole thing.

No sugar for Bill. For Bill.

No sugar for Bill. For Bill.

No sugar for Bill. For Bill.

I remember being in the theater in this scene and people were losing their minds. They could not believe that they were pulling this off. And I hate to have this angle on. I'm watching it yesterday and I was like, Tom Cruise does this before he has breakfast now. I've seen this so many times done way bigger. At the time in 97, it was like, wow, Kilmer's holding his breath for that long?

I remember being in the theater in this scene and people were losing their minds. They could not believe that they were pulling this off. And I hate to have this angle on. I'm watching it yesterday and I was like, Tom Cruise does this before he has breakfast now. I've seen this so many times done way bigger. At the time in 97, it was like, wow, Kilmer's holding his breath for that long?

I remember being in the theater in this scene and people were losing their minds. They could not believe that they were pulling this off. And I hate to have this angle on. I'm watching it yesterday and I was like, Tom Cruise does this before he has breakfast now. I've seen this so many times done way bigger. At the time in 97, it was like, wow, Kilmer's holding his breath for that long?

Tom Cruise holds his breath for an hour while he's spelunking. It's just the game has changed since back then. You know what I mean? It's like now everybody's running 4-3. The linebackers run 4-3. It's different now.

Tom Cruise holds his breath for an hour while he's spelunking. It's just the game has changed since back then. You know what I mean? It's like now everybody's running 4-3. The linebackers run 4-3. It's different now.