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Kyle Brandt

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1929 total appearances

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The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

Tretiak ground and pound is lethal. And Joe Rogan is just talking about it. He can stand up. He's a little vulnerable, but you get him down. Right. It could be anything. He could definitely be standing on his head winning the Conn Smythe for the Buffalo Sabres too. That's a great, great name.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

Tretiak ground and pound is lethal. And Joe Rogan is just talking about it. He can stand up. He's a little vulnerable, but you get him down. Right. It could be anything. He could definitely be standing on his head winning the Conn Smythe for the Buffalo Sabres too. That's a great, great name.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

Tretiak ground and pound is lethal. And Joe Rogan is just talking about it. He can stand up. He's a little vulnerable, but you get him down. Right. It could be anything. He could definitely be standing on his head winning the Conn Smythe for the Buffalo Sabres too. That's a great, great name.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

We've hit a lot of them already. It has major third act problems, as we know. But I just, when he's not in costume, Simon's not great. He's not terribly charismatic. He's underplaying it. He's doing this puppy dog love thing. I don't love when Kilmer is just being Kilmer in this movie. I like him when he's dressed up.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

We've hit a lot of them already. It has major third act problems, as we know. But I just, when he's not in costume, Simon's not great. He's not terribly charismatic. He's underplaying it. He's doing this puppy dog love thing. I don't love when Kilmer is just being Kilmer in this movie. I like him when he's dressed up.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

We've hit a lot of them already. It has major third act problems, as we know. But I just, when he's not in costume, Simon's not great. He's not terribly charismatic. He's underplaying it. He's doing this puppy dog love thing. I don't love when Kilmer is just being Kilmer in this movie. I like him when he's dressed up.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

The whole fucking time.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

The whole fucking time.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

The whole fucking time.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

Yeah, she's like, you stole my cold fusion. Like, what's your problem? And he goes, you're everyone's problem. I don't like cold fusion because it's dangerous. It's unsafe. That's what I want. The whole fucking, with aviators too.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

Yeah, she's like, you stole my cold fusion. Like, what's your problem? And he goes, you're everyone's problem. I don't like cold fusion because it's dangerous. It's unsafe. That's what I want. The whole fucking, with aviators too.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

Yeah, she's like, you stole my cold fusion. Like, what's your problem? And he goes, you're everyone's problem. I don't like cold fusion because it's dangerous. It's unsafe. That's what I want. The whole fucking, with aviators too.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

If you haven't watched this movie in a while, you might have forgotten the first seven minutes in which a kid gets caned by a priest and then two 10-year-olds kiss and one falls to her death. I don't want to see dead kids in the first five minutes of my Val Kilmer movie. What is that?

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

If you haven't watched this movie in a while, you might have forgotten the first seven minutes in which a kid gets caned by a priest and then two 10-year-olds kiss and one falls to her death. I don't want to see dead kids in the first five minutes of my Val Kilmer movie. What is that?

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

If you haven't watched this movie in a while, you might have forgotten the first seven minutes in which a kid gets caned by a priest and then two 10-year-olds kiss and one falls to her death. I don't want to see dead kids in the first five minutes of my Val Kilmer movie. What is that?

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

I think so. And listen, when Michael Keaton does Batman and they kill his parents, it's not the opening scene of the movie. First, he's going to kick a little ass as Batman. Like, I don't want the dead kid to start the movie. Yeah.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

I think so. And listen, when Michael Keaton does Batman and they kill his parents, it's not the opening scene of the movie. First, he's going to kick a little ass as Batman. Like, I don't want the dead kid to start the movie. Yeah.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

I think so. And listen, when Michael Keaton does Batman and they kill his parents, it's not the opening scene of the movie. First, he's going to kick a little ass as Batman. Like, I don't want the dead kid to start the movie. Yeah.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

Well, Noyce, who sounds like a Key and Peele sketch, he is just coming off working with Harrison Ford for two straight movies. And maybe he liked that experience a little bit better. Now, listen, Bill, let's not pretend that the idea of like a young, badass, like L.A. Confidential era Russell Crowe wouldn't have killed it as the same. Let's not pretend. No disrespect to Val.

The Rewatchables
‘The Saint’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

Well, Noyce, who sounds like a Key and Peele sketch, he is just coming off working with Harrison Ford for two straight movies. And maybe he liked that experience a little bit better. Now, listen, Bill, let's not pretend that the idea of like a young, badass, like L.A. Confidential era Russell Crowe wouldn't have killed it as the same. Let's not pretend. No disrespect to Val.