Kyle Long
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718 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Jan 2026
last heard 15 Apr
Kyle Long’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
I'm 305, according to my bathroom scale the other day.
But you're like...
305 for me is skinny.
Like, I look sick.
I got a bigger shirt and I tucked in my shirt.
That's it.
For any of you who pull your shirts down, I'm a big pull your t-shirt guy.
Oh, yeah.
This move?
All the time.
Get the boobs more comfortable, get the belly less visible.
Just get a bigger shirt.
Yeah, it's good.
Thank you very much.
I've decided to go with the off-season look because during the season, I like to bick the head.
When you're bald, you don't have many options.
You either look like Trevor from Grand Theft Auto or you look like Mr. Clean.
Right now, I'm going for the Statham look, which is let it grow a little bit, but
Keep it tight.
You're good.
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