Kyle Sandilands

You know, when we're laying there and you think, well, I've pushed it too far.

And you start, and me who doesn't, I don't have a relationship with God unless I'm making promises that I don't intend to keep.

Like, if you get me through this, I won't ever do this again.

You know, regardless of whatever you're doing, you make all these promises and you're starting to freak out a bit.

You think this could be the end for me.

And you wake up the next day and you just dismiss it.

All those promises you made to Jesus or Allah or whoever your God is, you just dismiss it.

You know why?

Because they're all forgiving.

So if you're going to let anyone down, God's the one to let down because they're all forgiving.

I've literally been like, I'm going to make a sizable charity donation if you help me out of this one.

And then he helps me out of this one.

And I'm like, nice.

No donation?

Oh, no, no.

No donation?

No thought about anything?

Hulk's appeared behind you.

So he's either going to snap your neck.

Or he wants to say something.