Kyle Sandilands

I am who I am.

But you know what?

I'm proud of myself, Kyle, because I got – you know what?

I'll tell you – I'm going to tell the whole story now, so I'll just wait for a second because I'll tell you next what the challenge was and how long it took me before I quit.

Promises to friends, actually.

I was having lunch with a couple of girlfriends and one of them was about to take part in a challenge that I think has been online a little bit towards the end of last year.

Like planking?

No, not like planking.

It's a challenge that you start at the beginning of the year.

And it is to read the novel War and Peace.

Like, you know that, right?

You know that novel War and Peace?

Of course.

Well, I knew about War and Peace, obviously, because, you know, everyone does.

They refer to it.

If you write a really long text message, they joke that you're writing War and Peace because it's the biggest novel.

I love doing like epic novels in my text messages.

I don't understand how people condense it so easily.

I can't.

Like I need to get all the thoughts and words out.