Kyle Schwarber

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841 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 29 Apr

Kyle Schwarber’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Pardon My Take · Kyle Schwarber In Studio, Hank Forgot About Joel Embiid, Ryan Whitney Calls In To Explain The Beer Chug NBA/NHL Playoffs + Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener Submitted FAQs · 29 Apr 2026 podcast

the wind's howling it's like gusts everything it's pouring on us so ball gets hit up in the air I just come running in and Javi's playing short and Javi's like 10 feet 15 feet over here and the ball's gonna be like over here and I'm like well looks like I gotta call it I go I got it I got it

Put the glove out, seeing like three balls.

I'm like, please choose the right one.

Bang, clank.

Nope, didn't choose the right one.

Ball rolls on the dirt, on the infield dirt.

And it's first and second.

Or maybe, yeah, I think it's first, second, or a guy on first.

And like I said, it's pouring.

So it's like a mud bath out there.

And I...

pick it up bare hand i hit like the superman like flip play gonna be a nasty play if i would have hit him in the chest i threw it in the right field

just pandemonium snowball fight people running all all around the place i get up i mean i am drenched in mud like just like ultimate defeat and the best part about the whole thing is like right after that play umpires go put the tarp on put the tarp on

i'm like i'm fuming i'm fuming i'm like are you fucking kidding me i just did all this i just did all this for you to pull the fucking tarp now oh i'm watching oh dude i'm going back i go back

it's the best thing ever the flip was gonna be nasty oh and you're so muddy you're so it's it's like i'm like i'd be i'm like i'm gonna have to get into uni or like go back out for the resumption of this and i mean i'm sitting i go i'm yard sale and throw my glove whatever i get in sit in my locker i'm like man i feel like i got like 40 eyes just looking at me right now there's not even 40 dudes in this room

And I just happened to like, I'm like, all right, enough.

And I just look over and Rizzo's just side eyeing me.

And he just breaks out in laughter.

Oh, yeah.

Thank goodness someone laughed.

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