Kylie

I appreciate that you like stand-up comedy, but you are not a stand-up comedian. There are literally millions of other things you can dive into, but this is not for you. So I am the resistance in that audience. And I wanted to be a statue and I was not going to participate in the fraud.

I appreciate that you like stand-up comedy, but you are not a stand-up comedian. There are literally millions of other things you can dive into, but this is not for you. So I am the resistance in that audience. And I wanted to be a statue and I was not going to participate in the fraud.

that this woman it was was a stand-up comedian that insulted my intelligence my sense of humor and i just there was nothing funny about any of it from top to bottom start to finish it was terrible and it's okay to tell people they're terrible at something i'm so tired of having to fucking pump unicorns and rainbows up everybody's ass all the time i've had it i had it

that this woman it was was a stand-up comedian that insulted my intelligence my sense of humor and i just there was nothing funny about any of it from top to bottom start to finish it was terrible and it's okay to tell people they're terrible at something i'm so tired of having to fucking pump unicorns and rainbows up everybody's ass all the time i've had it i had it

that this woman it was was a stand-up comedian that insulted my intelligence my sense of humor and i just there was nothing funny about any of it from top to bottom start to finish it was terrible and it's okay to tell people they're terrible at something i'm so tired of having to fucking pump unicorns and rainbows up everybody's ass all the time i've had it i had it

If you're not good at something, just own it. Like, I'm not a great camper. I'm not a great podcaster. I couldn't start a fire.

If you're not good at something, just own it. Like, I'm not a great camper. I'm not a great podcaster. I couldn't start a fire.

If you're not good at something, just own it. Like, I'm not a great camper. I'm not a great podcaster. I couldn't start a fire.

See, these are the things like I'm not good at stand up comedy. I've never tried it. I'm going to tell you something. I was an average tap dancer when I was a little girl. Really? I would have picked you with the long legs. I mean, I was pretty good. I wasn't as good as some of the girls, but I'd say it was average. I'm not that great at tennis, but I play every day with enthusiasm.

See, these are the things like I'm not good at stand up comedy. I've never tried it. I'm going to tell you something. I was an average tap dancer when I was a little girl. Really? I would have picked you with the long legs. I mean, I was pretty good. I wasn't as good as some of the girls, but I'd say it was average. I'm not that great at tennis, but I play every day with enthusiasm.

See, these are the things like I'm not good at stand up comedy. I've never tried it. I'm going to tell you something. I was an average tap dancer when I was a little girl. Really? I would have picked you with the long legs. I mean, I was pretty good. I wasn't as good as some of the girls, but I'd say it was average. I'm not that great at tennis, but I play every day with enthusiasm.

But it's OK for my coach and for people to tell me. Jennifer, you're not that great at tennis. I just don't want them to tell me I'm not an athlete.

But it's OK for my coach and for people to tell me. Jennifer, you're not that great at tennis. I just don't want them to tell me I'm not an athlete.

But it's OK for my coach and for people to tell me. Jennifer, you're not that great at tennis. I just don't want them to tell me I'm not an athlete.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's the message that we need to send to people starting with flight attendants all the way to that girl. that pretended she was a stand-up comedian, which apparently two people in this room went along with that ruse. Yeah, we did. We failed. You went along with it, and you know what you did?

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's the message that we need to send to people starting with flight attendants all the way to that girl. that pretended she was a stand-up comedian, which apparently two people in this room went along with that ruse. Yeah, we did. We failed. You went along with it, and you know what you did?

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's the message that we need to send to people starting with flight attendants all the way to that girl. that pretended she was a stand-up comedian, which apparently two people in this room went along with that ruse. Yeah, we did. We failed. You went along with it, and you know what you did?

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.