Lake

That way he could climb up higher in the corporate ranks of Republic from assistant general manager to still assistant general manager.

Okay.

Got it.

Michaels has become a completely different human being to the one I became friends with, and with people that change in a negative way like that, karma will always come back to bite you in the ass, and karma's only a bitch if you are.

You are.

You are!

And then all of a sudden, a feather flies through the air, and a magical lightning claps, and the karma, the goddess of karma, comes down and inhabits Michaels' laptop.

And then he's like, they emailed you this today.

He's like, that's rude as fuck.

You know what?

Like, you know what?

You never should read your emails because knowledge is power.

You know, Dr. Reed from the Fantastic Four, he reads every single email he gets and he's burdened with it.

I'm sorry that you had to learn this way, but knowledge is not power.

It's a curse, Michaels.

maybe it's just nothing to do with him.

It's just like a restructuring.

They're like, we don't need an assistant general manager and we've moved your role over to this instead or whatever.

Like it's probably something actually totally benign because, you know, I don't think we've seen anything where Michael has exhibited a dereliction of duty as assistant general manager.

I would like to know.