Lance Armstrong

Let's start with the questions that people around the world have been waiting for you to answer.

And for now, I'd just like a yes or no.

Did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?

Yes.

Yes or no.

In all seven of your Tour de France victories, did you ever take banned substances or blood dope?

Yes.

In your opinion, was it humanly possible to win the Tour de France without doping?

Seven times in a row.

Not in my opinion.

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