Lance Armstrong

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You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show or what?

Wow.

You know...

When I book these things, I'm trying to be strategic.

Sometimes this, sometimes that, sometimes it's just the best comedians in the world, sometimes there's a rapper, sometimes there's this or that.

Tonight, we have two of the best comedians in the world and one of the greatest athletes of all time.

Ladies and gentlemen, three residents of Austin, Texas, I present to you Lance Armstrong, Matt McCusker, and Tim Butterly.

Holy shit.

That's a fucking panel if I've ever seen one before.

Matt McCusker here has a brand new special on Netflix, Humble Offerings.

Tim Butterly has a show with Matt McCusker called The Algonauts, the fourth Tuesday of every month at the Creek in the Cave.

And how about a hand for fucking Lance Armstrong joining the chaos tonight?