Lance Armstrong
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
an amazing human being, and I can say one of my golf buddies here in Austin.
That's how crazy life is.
Exactly, it's amazing.
Who knew?
We're gonna have a lot of fun.
Over 200 innocent souls signed up for the opportunity to be pulled out of this bucket and get a minute on stage.
It could change their life.
They could absolutely automatically go from living in their car or whatever's going on, having six roommates that fart a lot, to being rich and wildly successful.
You know their time is up and you hear the sound of a kitten.
That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear.
I'm going to pull a name out of this bucket.
I'm not going to let this fucking pale meth head in the front row do it.
I'm going to do it myself.
Oh, you got braces, dude?
Holy shit.
How old are you?
37, finally getting it together.
Look at you.
Holy shit.
You really are from Ohio.