Lane Beachley

And the whole time we're walking there, he's talking to me about surfing and I'm thinking, oh, God.

He's talking to you about, what, telling you about surfing.

Well, his first surfboard and just his relationship with surfing.

I'm thinking, yeah.

And I'm thinking, you want me now to talk to you about my first In Excess concert that I ever attend?

Like, you know, there I am at the front row in my Garfield jumper as a 14-year-old going, new sensation.

No, I have no interest in that either.

But we go to dinner.

And it's a restaurant that's owned by a dear friend of mine.

And halfway through dinner, it's obvious that there's no chemistry and no connection.

We're literally both there out of obligation to John.

Like, neither of us have any interest.

Kirk's freshly single and really looking forward to going to South America single and finally making the most of that as a rock star.

And I'm really enjoying being single as well.

I've been with Ken for five years and I was really looking forward to some lane time.

So I literally went to the bathroom looking for a window to climb out of, thinking if this window's big enough, I'm out of here.

It was that bad.

And Kirk's literally thinking while I'm in the bathroom, if I just leave money and do a runner, I don't think she'll care.

And I gave him plenty of time to achieve that goal.

But then he realised his car's at my house and he can't really remember where it is so we're going to have to walk home together.