Lane Beachley

fortunately the owner of the restaurant recognized things weren't going so well so he brought out a bottle of lemon cello and by the end of the night we've polished that off and we walked home i literally was bouncing off park cars and walls by that stage zigzagging all the way home and when we got home we sat on the couch and i put on monster's ink i was going through a pixar phase

Any man out there thinking, gee, she's a real classy, romantic act.

Tempe bowling and Monsters, Inc.

Yeah.

And then when I thought he must be sober enough to drive by now, I said, come out into the balcony and kiss me because if you're a shit kisser, you can go home now.

Turned things around, yeah.

He stayed the night.

Nothing happened, but he did wake up alone because I got up at dark and went surfing.

And he woke up thinking, oh, this is what I'm in for.

And I'm thinking, well, that's rather presumptuous, isn't it?

You think you're going to wake up here again?

But it did happen.

And the next night we went out, he...

took me on a date to Fox Studios.

We went and saw Austin Powers, actually.

And that really loosened us up.

We got familiar and comfortable with each other's presence and energy.

And the reason that John put us together is the reason why we're still together and that's sense of humour.

We both laugh.

We both love each other immensely.