Laura Smyth

I'll start booking something.

She went, what are you doing?

I went, I'm booking something.

She went...

Oh, what?

It's not too formal, is it?

It's not too heavy going.

I went, I just see what I'm dealing with here.

We watched the first series, I think.

The worst species on earth.

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

You would get there and you'd go, well, why didn't you tell us this?

I haven't brought this.

I didn't know it'd be this.

I didn't bring flat shoes and you didn't tell us tonight.

I don't fucking know, man.

we haven't told you this me and Carl and our tour manager went for a curry in Nottingham the other night and we had to move tables I didn't know about this Carl got there early and he got the table because I was doing I was trying to come up the stage door but there was people there for photos which was fine so I was taking the photos so I was a bit late and obviously we finished late and we won a curry so we get there and Carl goes oh we had to move tables he goes we were on that table but apparently there was a table of blokes there

And one bloke was like leaning out facing the other tables, loudly calling all of his mates gay because they were going home after the curry.

And Carl said to them, he went in the waitress, he went, can we move to that table?

And she went, yeah, something wrong.