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Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Laura Smyth

13 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.098 - 4.084 Chris Ramsey

Hello, you are watching and listening to Shag Marginoid. Please keep me anonymous.

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4.244 - 9.793 Laura Smyth

Hello, and this week we are joined by Laura Smith. Fantastic stand-up, spelt like Smith's Toys.

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Chapter 2: What is Laura Smyth's journey from teaching to stand-up?

10.594 - 29.222 Laura Smyth

Is it Smith or is it Smythe? It's 100% Smith. Fair enough. She is promoting her 2036 UK tour, Aggie, and the tour starts in September this year and tickets are available at laurasmith, spelt like Smith's Toys, .com. She's also got a podcast with her best mate called Shouldn't Laugh But... So there we go.

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29.282 - 32.085 Chris Ramsey

Funny bones. Funny bones woman. Love chatting to her.

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32.105 - 33.447 Laura Smyth

Yeah, we had a really good chat.

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33.607 - 35.048 Chris Ramsey

Well, I've seen clips of her live.

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35.189 - 35.429 Laura Smyth

Yeah.

36.23 - 37.972 Chris Ramsey

I would genuinely, I would love to see her live.

38.132 - 50.446 Laura Smyth

Well, I was, when I got a text saying that she was coming on the podcast, I was in the tour van with Carl Hutchinson and I turned to Carl and I said, oh, Laura Smith, because I'd never worked with her. I'd heard of her, but never worked with her. I said, and he went, oh, she's brilliant. And he started quoting her routines to us.

50.526 - 51.548 Unknown

Nice. Oh, that's good.

51.568 - 60.168 Laura Smyth

When Carl Hutchinson remembers your routines and he doesn't remember much. When he remembers routines, you're a good comic. So, yeah, I hope you enjoyed the chat. It was great. Yay.

Chapter 3: How does Laura describe her family dynamics and humor?

107.652 - 115.965 Rosie Ramsey

I couldn't bloody walk and I had to pull a gig. Oh, no. You know sometimes when it buys you a Friday night indoors. Well, you're quite glad of it. Yeah, I could barely walk. Oh, get you out of here.

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115.945 - 118.689 Chris Ramsey

Did you ever do that? So, you used to be a teacher.

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118.889 - 119.069 Rosie Ramsey

I did.

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119.39 - 122.654 Chris Ramsey

Which is fascinating. But I remember when I used to work in a nursery.

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122.815 - 123.095 Rosie Ramsey

Yeah.

123.476 - 128.663 Chris Ramsey

And I remember just wanting to have a little car crash. Oh, yeah, a little car crash. I've said this so many times.

128.683 - 129.164 Rosie Ramsey

Yeah.

129.184 - 135.773 Chris Ramsey

But just, it's one of them, the feeling of just like... Just a prang. Just a prang. Just a little bit of lash. Just a day off. Do you know what?

135.793 - 137.496 Laura Smyth

Not even whiplash, just a little bump.

Chapter 4: What challenges did Laura face during the pandemic?

888.207 - 897.205 Rosie Ramsey

And it's not funny. There's nothing funny about it. Yeah, tell me. This story has to end with you shitting yourself because you're losing it. You're fucking losing me.

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897.685 - 906.318 Chris Ramsey

But I also, I really like sort of like tragedy as well. Oh, yeah. Like the fact that you literally came in and joked about your cancer within the first five minutes. I was like, I love that.

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906.338 - 907.079 Rosie Ramsey

I know, I know.

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907.099 - 908.741 Chris Ramsey

But that's what I need in my life.

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908.761 - 914.71 Rosie Ramsey

Yeah, you do need that. You do need that. People that just tell, you know, when they just cut through it and you're just like...

915.095 - 944.595 Rosie Ramsey

yeah and that was it nothing I always say it's like an East London thing but then I don't think it is I think it's a Geordie thing it's a it's a regional thing it's working class there you go people the way there's no bottom line I think if a tape recorder was left in a green room everyone would get cancelled because not there's no bottom line you want to say the worst funniest darkest fucking shit oh comedians are yeah the real comedy that you could never show on podcaster and telly is comedians in green rooms

944.575 - 974.042 Rosie Ramsey

horrible because we just want to top each other off and then it just gets so awful and silly but yeah so back to me back to me I always wanted to do it and I only admit it to my husband that that's what I wanted to do when I was teaching and he started telling people oh Laura's a teacher and a comedian so he just said it and then he bought me a day's writing course as a wedding gift with Logan Murray and it was the best day of my life it was other comedians and it was just this really great thing I love supportive I love that oh I love him oh that is so

974.022 - 986.749 Rosie Ramsey

what a dude what a dude oh mate we back each other one hand Alistair James Smith oh Alistair James Smith Alistair he's a good egg he's like the sort of I keep saying in our marriage I'm the batter he's the fielder

987.607 - 1005.683 Rosie Ramsey

I mean I'm like so I think I've given him us together I've given a little bit of like fucking go on son you know what I mean and like he gigs and he's like been pushed forward but I think he's given me that sort of safe foundation he's just a safe pair of hands you know that kind of good vibes yeah

Chapter 5: How does Laura's upbringing influence her comedy style?

1979.907 - 1981.552 Unknown

Oh, that's such a good joke.

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1981.612 - 1993.95 Rosie Ramsey

Do you know what I mean? If I feel like someone's having it off a bit better than me, or if a table erupts with laughter, I'll be like, tell me a joke.

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1994.2 - 2016.867 Laura Smyth

we haven't told you this me and Carl and our tour manager went for a curry in Nottingham the other night and we had to move tables I didn't know about this Carl got there early and he got the table because I was doing I was trying to come up the stage door but there was people there for photos which was fine so I was taking the photos so I was a bit late and obviously we finished late and we won a curry so we get there and Carl goes oh we had to move tables he goes we were on that table but apparently there was a table of blokes there

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2016.847 - 2038.838 Laura Smyth

And one bloke was like leaning out facing the other tables, loudly calling all of his mates gay because they were going home after the curry. And Carl said to them, he went in the waitress, he went, can we move to that table? And she went, yeah, something wrong. He went, nothing wrong, just don't want to be, don't relax this guy. And she went over to him.

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2038.818 - 2045.136 Laura Smyth

She went to Carl, she went, did he see anything? He went, not me, but he's been pretty horrible to all of his friends and I just didn't want to be there while he was doing it.

2045.798 - 2052.917 Rosie Ramsey

I just never thought my coming out story was because I was done with the poppadoms and I was a bit tired.

2052.938 - 2053.84 Unknown

How did you guess?

2053.82 - 2058.025 Rosie Ramsey

The rimming, we were fine with.

2058.045 - 2064.392 Laura Smyth

My point is that's a really good reason to move tables because the bloke is calling all of his mates for going home early.

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