Laura Smyth

He went, nothing wrong, just don't want to be, don't relax this guy.

And she went over to him.

She went to Carl, she went, did he see anything?

He went, not me, but he's been pretty horrible to all of his friends and I just didn't want to be there while he was doing it.

My point is that's a really good reason to move tables because the bloke is calling all of his mates for going home early.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Sorry, yeah, can I just pause for a moment?

Can you imagine falling asleep really, really drunk and waking up and you've got a fucking puffer jacket on?

In a bed with a fucking Canada goose on.

I suppose it's not an electrical fire, is it?

It's a fire from the heat of the bulb, but it's on a jacket.

Right, okay.

So funny.

Yeah, that sorts you right.

You're crying after it, but yeah, you're having a panic attack, but yeah.

And this is why they don't give you irons on cruise ships.

I phoned, I was on a cruise ship once doing a gig and I phoned up to ask for an iron and they said, no, we don't give out irons.

You don't trust people.

Because people are fucking stupid.