Lauren (host)
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first heard Jan 2026
last heard 21 Jan
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So he says, my mom hijacked my first dance with my wife, which had been planned weeks in advance to a romantic love song in front of our 500 wedding guests.
Mark Anthony called me to the stage where in the schedule was planned to be my romantic dance with my wife.
But instead my mom was waiting to dance with me instead.
She danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone.
She danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone.
On me?
On me.
On me are the two most important words in this entire statement.
Entire thing.
She's grinding.
She's grinding on him.
There's no other... There's no other way.
There's no other... Mark Anthony is singing.
Victoria is grinding on her son.
To dance... That's on you.
To dance on someone... Yes.
Like, you have to be...
physically putting you're not it's not dancing with the preposition that's not on me that's not going like oh shoulder to shoulder kind of like that no this is not like this is she's dancing on somebody she's gyrating on him potentially only yeah that's the only read yeah i mean and then he says i've never felt more uncomfortable or humiliated in my entire life
Because, again, mom's a little, you know, she's had a few glasses.
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