Lauren J. Joseph

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572 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 22 Jun

Lauren J. Joseph’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Me.

I was having this name at Romy Hogg's club in the 80s.

Everybody knows this.

The boys all shut themselves up promptly.

Even Alexander looked thunderstruck.

She spouted a litany of insults in all directions, decrying the whole world is full of idiots and traitors.

She was absolutely inconsolable until a joint and a new glass of Zekt were passed her way.

Die dummen Fotsen, I think she said.

They are thieves.

But I might be misremembering.

Who has speed?

The music from the dance floor had somehow gotten worse in the time we had been back there.

It poured in unwanted.

One of Cindy's twinks tripped over another and upset my makeup bag.

Eyeliner pencils and tubes of lipstick went stuttering across the floor.

A bottle broke against the concrete.

I did not have the power to clean it up.

Cindy calmly stroked to stray hair from her face, smoothed out her sequins, and took up a new pose, as if going for another take.

I can also play the trumpet, she said, to no one in particular.

And I am fabulous.

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