Lauren Spohr

I think it's wonderful.

I mean, that was your birthday dream, right?

Did you hear about the adjunct professor at College of Charleston?

No.

He was busted by the police for possession of almost $3,000 of petrified wood samples.

And they found it in a box that said, quote, definitely not stolen mineral samples.

Am I missing it about petrified wood?

Do you think that he heard our episode?

He was charged with breach of trust and grand larceny.

He also had some other things he wasn't supposed to have, like a rare shark skeleton.

Or no, a jawbone.

Fish jaw fossil.

3D printed whale skull.

The jaw was worth more than $4,000 and is one of the only known species in existence.

Yeah, what do you do with petrified wood?

Well, as I recall, when we did our live show at the Bell House a long time ago, when we did this petrified wood story, we had some pieces of petrified wood, which we gave to some members of the audience.

I mean, that's a real interactive.

Talk about the good old days, right?

Yeah.

We were handing out favors at the live shows.