Lauren Spohr

How do you make a bee?

What do you hold the bee?

Yeah, you must hold it.

And then you can just like force it to sting you?

Oh, that's interesting.

I had a pottery teacher tell me that he had been bit by a brown recluse spider and that the anti-venom drug that they used at the hospital meant that if he were ever bit by a venomous snake, it wouldn't work.

As though once your body's acclimated to these anti-venom medications, you only have one chance, sort of.

Yeah, I think... That's something to worry about.

And all the spiders.

What?

Oh, my God, I have really big news, which is that in the last episode of Criminal Plus, I talked about my garbage can buckles, which I was really excited about because I thought it was keeping the raccoons from getting in.

Last night, opened the carport door, hear a loud thrashing around, and then a little raccoon popped his head out.

So he had somehow, like, pried the plastic open, gotten in, and was just in there eating.

Yeah.

So I need to rethink the buckles, tighten the buckles.

Did you let him out?

No, because he let himself out.

I was scared to go too close.

As you know, I'm dealing with something really big, which is that I attempted to write an email to break up with my therapist.

I don't think that she is.