LeoSkepi

I have my old like login to this website from my old realtor where I can go in and see all the houses nobody else can see. So I go on this website and I just put on some music and I'm just like in my bed perusing these little houses. And I'm like, I don't know why I'm looking for houses, but okay. And then I find this one house. It is the most me house I've ever seen in my life.

I have my old like login to this website from my old realtor where I can go in and see all the houses nobody else can see. So I go on this website and I just put on some music and I'm just like in my bed perusing these little houses. And I'm like, I don't know why I'm looking for houses, but okay. And then I find this one house. It is the most me house I've ever seen in my life.

I went to the Versace Mansion for my birthday. It is my own version of the Versace Mansion because the Versace Mansion, I love the vibe of it. I love the detail and everything. But it's all like brown wood and like a more Roman look. I like a little bit more Gothic and black wood, but still like...

I went to the Versace Mansion for my birthday. It is my own version of the Versace Mansion because the Versace Mansion, I love the vibe of it. I love the detail and everything. But it's all like brown wood and like a more Roman look. I like a little bit more Gothic and black wood, but still like...

um glam like opulent like the old school shits i like that vibe like a castle and so i find this house all the trim of the fucking house is black all of the wood accents are black wood the whole kitchen black marble kitchen but not this modern shit where everything's square and like

um glam like opulent like the old school shits i like that vibe like a castle and so i find this house all the trim of the fucking house is black all of the wood accents are black wood the whole kitchen black marble kitchen but not this modern shit where everything's square and like

kim kardashian's house i don't like that vibe i like it for other people cool it's pretty to look at i don't feel comfortable i feel like i can't fart i feel like i can't even like be a human being in a house like that like god forbid i spill something oh my god i feel like i can't live in it i like a house where i can relax a little you know i like the 90s 80s 70s houses but like sickening so this house is 1.2 million dollars

kim kardashian's house i don't like that vibe i like it for other people cool it's pretty to look at i don't feel comfortable i feel like i can't fart i feel like i can't even like be a human being in a house like that like god forbid i spill something oh my god i feel like i can't live in it i like a house where i can relax a little you know i like the 90s 80s 70s houses but like sickening so this house is 1.2 million dollars

I don't know who I think I am over here. Like looking at a $1.2 million house. But I was like, you know what? The Leo with this amount of money in his bank account that I'm trying to like line up with. Yeah. He would afford that. He would like to go look at this house. So I was like, you know what? Let me go text my realtor and go see the house.

I don't know who I think I am over here. Like looking at a $1.2 million house. But I was like, you know what? The Leo with this amount of money in his bank account that I'm trying to like line up with. Yeah. He would afford that. He would like to go look at this house. So I was like, you know what? Let me go text my realtor and go see the house.

So I text my realtor and I was like, Hey girl, can we go see this house? I could afford it. If I didn't have this house. But... It would stress me out beyond... Life. I'm very weird about money. I'm very like... I've talked about money in the past. Y'all understand my relationship with it? I'm very strategic with money. And I'm very like, whatever.

So I text my realtor and I was like, Hey girl, can we go see this house? I could afford it. If I didn't have this house. But... It would stress me out beyond... Life. I'm very weird about money. I'm very like... I've talked about money in the past. Y'all understand my relationship with it? I'm very strategic with money. And I'm very like, whatever.

I'm trying to learn a whole new relationship to it. But I'm like, you know what? This house, something feels right. So I'm like, you know what? I'm going to go look. So I text my realtor. We go see the house the next day. I see the house. We pull up. Gated community. Nice boots. And I'm in Texas. So like a $1.2 million house is insane here. In LA, a million dollars will get you a shoe box.

I'm trying to learn a whole new relationship to it. But I'm like, you know what? This house, something feels right. So I'm like, you know what? I'm going to go look. So I text my realtor. We go see the house the next day. I see the house. We pull up. Gated community. Nice boots. And I'm in Texas. So like a $1.2 million house is insane here. In LA, a million dollars will get you a shoe box.

That's why I don't live there. And 50% tax. Go fuck yourself. So we're pulling up to the house. Three car garage. I didn't notice that before. I was like, whoa, three car garage, okay. Because I have two cars right now and I want to get a truck. But if I went and bought a truck right now, I'd have all three. All of a sudden this house got three car garage. Okay, nice. And it's like tall, nice.

That's why I don't live there. And 50% tax. Go fuck yourself. So we're pulling up to the house. Three car garage. I didn't notice that before. I was like, whoa, three car garage, okay. Because I have two cars right now and I want to get a truck. But if I went and bought a truck right now, I'd have all three. All of a sudden this house got three car garage. Okay, nice. And it's like tall, nice.

Like everything would fit so easily. I didn't notice that on the listing. I wasn't looking. We pull up to the fucking front of the house. There's black steel spiked gates around the whole house. That is my dream. I've always wanted a 12-foot spiked fence around my entire house. Like a little sanctuary. But if you try and jump over it and you fall on it, you're going to impale yourself and die.

Like everything would fit so easily. I didn't notice that on the listing. I wasn't looking. We pull up to the fucking front of the house. There's black steel spiked gates around the whole house. That is my dream. I've always wanted a 12-foot spiked fence around my entire house. Like a little sanctuary. But if you try and jump over it and you fall on it, you're going to impale yourself and die.

Because if you make it over, I'm shooting you. So you can get stuck like a little shish kebab or I can shoot you. You can pick your deal. You know what I mean? But I just love the vibe of like a nice scary house. That's something that always has been on my wishlist. So I walk up to the door. There's a lion head. Gold on the black front door. And it's an old school turn key.

Because if you make it over, I'm shooting you. So you can get stuck like a little shish kebab or I can shoot you. You can pick your deal. You know what I mean? But I just love the vibe of like a nice scary house. That's something that always has been on my wishlist. So I walk up to the door. There's a lion head. Gold on the black front door. And it's an old school turn key.