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LeoSkepi

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296 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

Not like the digital keypad. I don't like that. People can hack that with the Wi-Fi. So it's like an old school key for the house. And it's a gold handle. Gold lock on everything. So we walk in the house. Black marble, red marble floors, sickening. And right to the, like when you walk in the door to the right is the dining room. The coolest dining room I've ever seen in my life.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

Not like the digital keypad. I don't like that. People can hack that with the Wi-Fi. So it's like an old school key for the house. And it's a gold handle. Gold lock on everything. So we walk in the house. Black marble, red marble floors, sickening. And right to the, like when you walk in the door to the right is the dining room. The coolest dining room I've ever seen in my life.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

Gold wallpaper already installed for me. All the trim is black. The coffee table's black. And there's a table in that room, like toward the back, that I have saved. It's from the 70s. It's a black and gold table, black lacquer. And I've saved this table like four different times over the past three years. I've always loved it, but I couldn't find one that wasn't stupid expensive.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

Gold wallpaper already installed for me. All the trim is black. The coffee table's black. And there's a table in that room, like toward the back, that I have saved. It's from the 70s. It's a black and gold table, black lacquer. And I've saved this table like four different times over the past three years. I've always loved it, but I couldn't find one that wasn't stupid expensive.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

And it was in the house. I was like, what the hell? Next to that table, there's another little like cabinet thing. And it has a little lion statue. I have that exact lion statue. And I got it from a vintage store. It was like 200 bucks. It's like a little lion. It's like all bashful. Like it looks all cute. It's the exact lion that I have. It's not one that you buy off Amazon.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

And it was in the house. I was like, what the hell? Next to that table, there's another little like cabinet thing. And it has a little lion statue. I have that exact lion statue. And I got it from a vintage store. It was like 200 bucks. It's like a little lion. It's like all bashful. Like it looks all cute. It's the exact lion that I have. It's not one that you buy off Amazon.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

It's not something like that. It's like a marble lion. I don't know if it's marble or not, but like, it's just sickening and it's not something common. So it's not like, oh, you just like Amazon Prime get and everybody got the same decoration. It's not no CB2 shit. Okay. So I'm like, wow, my little lions over here and my table I've been wanting is over here. So we go walking around the house.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

It's not something like that. It's like a marble lion. I don't know if it's marble or not, but like, it's just sickening and it's not something common. So it's not like, oh, you just like Amazon Prime get and everybody got the same decoration. It's not no CB2 shit. Okay. So I'm like, wow, my little lions over here and my table I've been wanting is over here. So we go walking around the house.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

I walk through the kitchen. Everything's nice. Nice and black. Ooh, black cabinets, black marble. Sickening. I walked to the living room. The side tables in the living room are two side tables that I've also saved for three years. The side tables are $5,000 for the pair and they both sit in there in my face. And I asked the realtor, I was like, hey, If I buy the house, can furniture come with it?

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

I walk through the kitchen. Everything's nice. Nice and black. Ooh, black cabinets, black marble. Sickening. I walked to the living room. The side tables in the living room are two side tables that I've also saved for three years. The side tables are $5,000 for the pair and they both sit in there in my face. And I asked the realtor, I was like, hey, If I buy the house, can furniture come with it?

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

And he was like, yeah, anything's up for negotiation. I was like, perfect. I got two side tables and a coffee table in there. What else am I gonna want? Because the decor of it was like very me. So like with me, looking at houses, Everything is usually like the structure of it. The way that it's built is wrong. This house, the structure was right. The decorations were not right.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

And he was like, yeah, anything's up for negotiation. I was like, perfect. I got two side tables and a coffee table in there. What else am I gonna want? Because the decor of it was like very me. So like with me, looking at houses, Everything is usually like the structure of it. The way that it's built is wrong. This house, the structure was right. The decorations were not right.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

So that's the easy part for me. I could decorate and match it to the structure of the house. Every detail, every piece of like hardware or like metal is gold. All the bathrooms, all the faucets, the showers, the trim for everything, gold. The toilets, black with gold little like pusher things when you flush it. Everything black and gold. The master bathroom, everything black marble, gold.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

So that's the easy part for me. I could decorate and match it to the structure of the house. Every detail, every piece of like hardware or like metal is gold. All the bathrooms, all the faucets, the showers, the trim for everything, gold. The toilets, black with gold little like pusher things when you flush it. Everything black and gold. The master bathroom, everything black marble, gold.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

It's sickening. Like the structure of the house, the way that it was built was so me. And I usually have the opposite problem. Like this house, I don't like the structure of the house. It doesn't matter how much I decorate and put my vibe on it and change certain things. If I don't renovate this motherfucker, it's never going to be what I want. And I don't want to put that much money into it.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

It's sickening. Like the structure of the house, the way that it was built was so me. And I usually have the opposite problem. Like this house, I don't like the structure of the house. It doesn't matter how much I decorate and put my vibe on it and change certain things. If I don't renovate this motherfucker, it's never going to be what I want. And I don't want to put that much money into it.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

You know what I mean? I'm like, let's just buy a new house. And I was thinking this like just for like an idea. But after seeing this house, I'm like, gag. So it's huge. I think it was like 4,000 square feet, like 4,200, something like that. I'm like, gag. Ceilings, high, boots. Ah, everywhere. The ceilings were high. So I'm obsessed with this house. I walk outside to the back patio.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

You know what I mean? I'm like, let's just buy a new house. And I was thinking this like just for like an idea. But after seeing this house, I'm like, gag. So it's huge. I think it was like 4,000 square feet, like 4,200, something like that. I'm like, gag. Ceilings, high, boots. Ah, everywhere. The ceilings were high. So I'm obsessed with this house. I walk outside to the back patio.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

I've always wanted a fountain at my house. There's a giant fountain in the middle of the backyard. And there's a mirror at the back fence of the backyard. A mirror outside is very me. I have mirrors everywhere. Y'all know I have a thing for mirrors. I love them. There's two mirrors outside. I'm like, what the hell? I love it. I go back inside. I go walking around everywhere.

Aware and Aggravated
36. The House Didn’t Fall Through— The Ceiling Blew Off

I've always wanted a fountain at my house. There's a giant fountain in the middle of the backyard. And there's a mirror at the back fence of the backyard. A mirror outside is very me. I have mirrors everywhere. Y'all know I have a thing for mirrors. I love them. There's two mirrors outside. I'm like, what the hell? I love it. I go back inside. I go walking around everywhere.