Leslie Liao

But they're really young.

And I was like, listen, your eyeballs will literally set on fire if you look at the sky today.

So just don't do that.

And then they got home and I tried to get them excited about, hey, let's go outside.

We'll see how weird it looks outside.

You want to watch a cool universe trick?

Here, let's go outside and watch this.

And my daughter was in the corner.

She wouldn't come out.

She's like, I don't want my

eyes to set on fire and i was like i have fucked this child for life but it's like even if that's not true isn't it a safe assumption to not look at the sun i think so i think it's a common safe bet i take a peek sometimes just to just see where it is in the sky but i don't stare at it you can't see chrissy's uh helper dog right sitting right next to her but she is blind and

There is no universal eyewear.

Like, there's no eclipse eyewear.

eyeglass association that I know of that's trustworthy.

So I agree with you.

I just stayed inside and watched as it turned a weird... The National Eclipse Sunglasses Association.

So us three, our eyes are doing just fine.

Yeah.

I think you say something that is... First of all, let me start here.

Your story is quite unbelievable, actually, how you became a stand-up comic a little later than some people become.