Lets Read

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7,275 appearances 8 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 15 Sep

Lets Read’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I've tried to fix its many typos, but Mike wasn't the best at grammar.

It read as follows.

Guys, there's been a sighting of something effing weird in the neighborhood.

I heard from Mrs. O'Bannon and Ms.

Perks via two separate emails that they'd seen an old, withered, dirty-looking homeless guy walking down the middle of the road.

Now, okay, we don't judge.

Homeless people are allowed to cut through our area.

That wasn't the issue, though.

The guy was walking a pet on a leash, a pet alligator, according to Mrs. O'Bannon, and a crocodile, according to Ms.

Perks.

Now, they're both willing to admit that as old ladies, they don't have the best eyesight, but they are certain that this is what they saw.

Now, as you all know, we live absolutely nowhere near alligator country.

And I believe crocodiles only live maybe somewhere south of Florida when it comes to mainland America.

So I have no idea how this man would have a pet alligator slash crocodile.

Either way, be careful out there, you don't want to find yourself as reptile chow.

Regards, Mike Now immediately, I was on the phone to Mike asking if this was some kind of goof.

I could instantly tell that he was serious.

He was skeptical, sure, like he'd said, the old ladies didn't have the best eyesight.

But what other animal could they have mistaken for a crocodile or alligator?

Mike and I tried to come up with some alternatives.

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