Lewis Black
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
For as long as I can remember, kids loved going retro.
Now it's Gen Z's turn.
They're bringing back everything.
Low-rise jeans, vinyl records, the measles.
Hey, but it doesn't stop there.
Wow, these kids are woke.
Black lungs matter.
I'm surprised Gen Z even knows how to hold a cigarette.
I thought all they did was scroll, tap, and whack off.
But now they can scroll, tap, and whack off with emphysema.
So why are they suddenly trading their douchebag vapes for cool guy cigarettes?
Wow, holy shit.
That's why Gen Z is smoking?
I just did it to stick it to the Surgeon General.
What a prick.
But good for you kids, and don't listen to the haters who whine about lung cancer and throat cancer and a drastically shortened lifespan.
Trust me, the way things are going, those are pros, not cons.
Still, leave it to Gen Z to kill that sweet nicotine buzz by throwing in some of their idiotic terminology.
Wow.
Are you shitting me?