Lewis Black
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Sigfluencers, or as I used to call them, my parents...
And since when does smoking need a mood board?
The great thing about addiction is you're always in the mood.
Point is, you don't smoke cigarettes because some sigfluencer tells you to.
You smoke cigarettes because you're going through a custody battle.
And unfortunately, you won.
But cigarettes aren't the only trend these young organ banks are resurrecting from the dead.
Of course you've been thinking your thoughts.
Who else thoughts would you be thinking?
I mean, if you were thinking my thoughts, you'd be thinking, this woman sounds like a idiot.
But have it your way, Gen Zers.
Use a flip phone.
Hope you like 8-bit dick pics.
Of course, once you reach my age, the penis just becomes low res naturally.
When I unzip my pants, my body plays the sound of Ms.
Pac-Man dying.
So cigarettes, flip phones, at least those trends are preserving your dignity.
You go, girl.
Tramp stamps are back.
Better luck next time, labia piercings.