Lewis Black

But if lower back tats aren't called tramp stamps anymore, how will I know if someone's a tramp?

Well, I guess the only way to tell is if they're sleeping with me.

And you might be wondering where those kiddos are going to get this above the stink ink.

It's at the most retro place possible.

Jesus, how many iPads are you casually buying?

How about giving the Chinese kids who make them a chance to rest?

But that's right.

Gen Z is hanging out at the mall.

And a whole new generation is about to experience Panda Express diarrhea.

I used to hang around malls all the time because I was sleeping with Annie Ann.

And yes, she could twist herself into a pretzel.

And you better believe it made the sex way worse.

But in a good way.

And since malls are back, you know what that means.

I can start buying my clothes at Hot Topic again.

Hail Satan!

But I gotta give these kids some credit.

I think it's great that young people are exploring the past.

And Gen Z, when you discover cocaine, pick up that flip phone and give Uncle Lou a call.

I'll have you snorting like a pig.