Lewis Black

And where are we? Wow. That's the first time I've ever seen Donald Trump genuinely laugh. And all it took was the hilarity of staring down a roided up boy. Then there's Kamala's VP, Tim Walls, who went on the TikTok show, Subway Takes, to have an earth-shaking debate about gutters. So what's your take?

And where are we? Wow. That's the first time I've ever seen Donald Trump genuinely laugh. And all it took was the hilarity of staring down a roided up boy. Then there's Kamala's VP, Tim Walls, who went on the TikTok show, Subway Takes, to have an earth-shaking debate about gutters. So what's your take?

Oh, good. A video for no one. Candidates skip entire states during the campaign, but Subway Takes gets a sit-down interview? He wasn't even on the subway. I didn't see a single rat fist-fighting a baby. Also, quick tip for Tim Walz. Young people don't give a shit about gutters because they don't own homes, and they never will. So we know what the candidates are getting out of this.

Oh, good. A video for no one. Candidates skip entire states during the campaign, but Subway Takes gets a sit-down interview? He wasn't even on the subway. I didn't see a single rat fist-fighting a baby. Also, quick tip for Tim Walz. Young people don't give a shit about gutters because they don't own homes, and they never will. So we know what the candidates are getting out of this.

Civic excitement, higher voter turnout, and free gutters from Menards. But what about the political influencers? What's in it for them?

Civic excitement, higher voter turnout, and free gutters from Menards. But what about the political influencers? What's in it for them?

And all you have to do is sacrifice your dignity. Time to get paid. Hey, guys. It's Louie B. I'm an influencer now. I got dicked down at the RNC. I got dicked down at the DNC. Now pay up, assholes. Ronnie, shoot me. I hope you've all registered to vote, because like Matt Gaetz at a high school dance, the election is ominously approaching. I, for one, am excited with 21 days to go.

And all you have to do is sacrifice your dignity. Time to get paid. Hey, guys. It's Louie B. I'm an influencer now. I got dicked down at the RNC. I got dicked down at the DNC. Now pay up, assholes. Ronnie, shoot me. I hope you've all registered to vote, because like Matt Gaetz at a high school dance, the election is ominously approaching. I, for one, am excited with 21 days to go.

We still have no idea who the f*** is going to win. And that's all thanks to one very special group of morons.

We still have no idea who the f*** is going to win. And that's all thanks to one very special group of morons.

Oh, yes, undecided voters, the same people you see at the ice cream shop asking for 12 mini spoon samples. It's a $3 cone, asshole! How is anyone still undecided in this election? At this point, choosing a candidate should be easy. Look, it's like a lube salesman deciding if he should swing by P. Diddy's house. He has all the information he needs.

Oh, yes, undecided voters, the same people you see at the ice cream shop asking for 12 mini spoon samples. It's a $3 cone, asshole! How is anyone still undecided in this election? At this point, choosing a candidate should be easy. Look, it's like a lube salesman deciding if he should swing by P. Diddy's house. He has all the information he needs.

But after almost two years of campaigning, this election still comes down to winning over a few dozen Pennsylvanians with carbon monoxide poisoning. Now, don't get me wrong. Maybe these undecided voters aren't stupid. Maybe they have a good reason for being idiots. Has anyone asked them what the hang-up is?

But after almost two years of campaigning, this election still comes down to winning over a few dozen Pennsylvanians with carbon monoxide poisoning. Now, don't get me wrong. Maybe these undecided voters aren't stupid. Maybe they have a good reason for being idiots. Has anyone asked them what the hang-up is?

Good God. They all have the same hair. Go ahead, do your own research. Hopefully, the library will let you huff paint inside. What are you researching exactly? We've known these candidates forever. One of them has spent the past four years as vice president, and the other has spent the past 40 years as the worst person in America. What the is left for you to learn about them?

Good God. They all have the same hair. Go ahead, do your own research. Hopefully, the library will let you huff paint inside. What are you researching exactly? We've known these candidates forever. One of them has spent the past four years as vice president, and the other has spent the past 40 years as the worst person in America. What the is left for you to learn about them?

How they load a dishwasher? But I still have hope that some of you undecided voters will eventually make a choice. Something has to force your hand.

How they load a dishwasher? But I still have hope that some of you undecided voters will eventually make a choice. Something has to force your hand.

Well, even the reporter is like, can I please go cover a mass shooting? This is depressing. Forget the economy or abortion or immigration. He wants to vote with his fellow musicians. Don't tell him about Kid Rock or his head will explode and there'll be nothing everywhere. I, for one, am grateful for all these focus groups of undecided voters.

Well, even the reporter is like, can I please go cover a mass shooting? This is depressing. Forget the economy or abortion or immigration. He wants to vote with his fellow musicians. Don't tell him about Kid Rock or his head will explode and there'll be nothing everywhere. I, for one, am grateful for all these focus groups of undecided voters.