Lincoln Allan

It's not like everything was perfect.

Do you reckon if it was the rankest fart you've ever smelt the first time?

You'd probably have to have a break.

But I'm just saying if everything was perfect and things were getting hot and heavy, there's a little squeaker that gets let out and you go, oh, ha-ha, like, you know, just sort of.

Blow it away a bit.

But everything else, waving cats off the bed.

You know, you've been catfished massively.

And this could work the same the other way.

If it was a chick getting catfished, she's been farted on.

But that is a nightmare.

And then to open the door...

to a little sibling just fucking listening in to.

Let's make a rule from now on.

We don't fucking, we make sure we have a good fart before we get a Tinder date.

Let's all do that as a collective.

Yeah, like before you go to the door, like just see if anything's there.

Yeah, like if he says, hey, I'm on my way, I'll be 15 minutes, even just go and sit on the toilet for a bit, or he or she.

Let's just have a little fart, make sure there's nothing going on there.

before fucking we're getting down and dirty.

Like different story if it's your partner and you fucking wake up in the middle of the night and you start ravaging in an accident.