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Lincoln

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
645 total appearances

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Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

There already is chaperones who already are, like, are literally people for the glow dance, so... No.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

You're too old.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

You won't understand what's going on.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

I'm not that old, Lincoln.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

But one thing I want you to start to do is cooking.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

Say that a little louder.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

Cooking, because...

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

Since you are white, like, if you make chicken one day, you're not going to know, like, how much seasoning, like, or put seasoning.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

Like, this today at lunch, like, we had ramen with some dry, no-season turkey.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

That's what I had.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

And it was disgusting.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

Like, the ramen was, like, it would taste like bread, and it was, like, as dry as bread.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

Mom, I could probably cook better than you.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

Lux and freaking Rio combined good.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

Because you're white.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

Well, okay, actually, since you... Let's get to another question.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

You know what?

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

Since you have had, like, so many relationships, and most of them are, like, not white people, I think they can, like, teach you, because you need, like, to learn, so... I think you actually got just, like...

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

I got to poop myself.

Barely Famous
The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

What do I do?