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terrible to get the can from the mainstream media.

I mean, he checked every single box that they would love, and they were still like, we gotta let you go.

The audience hates you.

You're so unlikable.

Even CNN is kicking you to the curb.

So Don Lemon, I don't see him running for office anytime soon.

I think he would be an abject failure, an abject failure.

And also, he apparently hates

half the population almost.

He says he hates white men.

He has these major issues with white men.

And remember a couple months ago, he said things were deeply broken inside white men and there's something broken inside of you white men.

And I thought, well, this is ironic because Don Lemon has white men inside of him almost every night, allegedly.

So you're married to a white man.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Don Lemon.

So anyway, Don Lemon, I wish you well, boo-boo.

I'm running for office, but I don't see it going very well.

But I think you should maybe raise some money for your legal bills because it looks like you're going to be spending a little more time in court.

Now, pivoting from Don Lemon to Chick-fil-A, we have to talk about what they are doing to incentivize more conversation around the table, more children interacting with their parents.

I was at Chick-fil-A over the weekend, okay?