Listener (Aaron)

Isn't that crazy to think that they had soft pretzels back then? That doesn't seem right.

Isn't that crazy to think that they had soft pretzels back then? That doesn't seem right.

And how bad could it have been? It was probably more of like a bread. I doubt it's the same exact style.

And how bad could it have been? It was probably more of like a bread. I doubt it's the same exact style.

And how bad could it have been? It was probably more of like a bread. I doubt it's the same exact style.

That's funny. The monks come up with a lot of shit. On a field trip, they said. When HBO was out. The monks come up with a lot of shit through history. They're enlightened. And these motherfuckers don't have jobs. They're just hanging out. Where were they getting cash? Church. They were like think tanks.

That's funny. The monks come up with a lot of shit. On a field trip, they said. When HBO was out. The monks come up with a lot of shit through history. They're enlightened. And these motherfuckers don't have jobs. They're just hanging out. Where were they getting cash? Church. They were like think tanks.

That's funny. The monks come up with a lot of shit. On a field trip, they said. When HBO was out. The monks come up with a lot of shit through history. They're enlightened. And these motherfuckers don't have jobs. They're just hanging out. Where were they getting cash? Church. They were like think tanks.

Huh. That's pretty good. Italian monk come up with a soft pretzel. Is he a saint? He should be.

Huh. That's pretty good. Italian monk come up with a soft pretzel. Is he a saint? He should be.

Huh. That's pretty good. Italian monk come up with a soft pretzel. Is he a saint? He should be.

Saint Snyder's. Saint Annie's.

Saint Snyder's. Saint Annie's.

Saint Snyder's. Saint Annie's.

Fair enough. Okay. All right. But I remember doing that one, and I remember I hated it because it was so hot and boring and fucking those people were walking around in those colonial clothes. And I was like, aren't you fucking sweating? Yeah, they were. You got soft pretzels back then. Nobody fucking invented a pair of shorts. No water ice or nothing.

Fair enough. Okay. All right. But I remember doing that one, and I remember I hated it because it was so hot and boring and fucking those people were walking around in those colonial clothes. And I was like, aren't you fucking sweating? Yeah, they were. You got soft pretzels back then. Nobody fucking invented a pair of shorts. No water ice or nothing.

Fair enough. Okay. All right. But I remember doing that one, and I remember I hated it because it was so hot and boring and fucking those people were walking around in those colonial clothes. And I was like, aren't you fucking sweating? Yeah, they were. You got soft pretzels back then. Nobody fucking invented a pair of shorts. No water ice or nothing.

Let me get a fucking cherry Rita's called a fucking day, dude. Be cool, Rita. Be cool, Rita. I wouldn't need shorts if you got a fucking frosty Rita's. I'd be cool as ice. How about a couple of Luigi's? A couple of Italian ices for me and the boys. You're supposed to eat the soft pretzel by itself like a fucking dickhead. And summertime is about to be right here.

Let me get a fucking cherry Rita's called a fucking day, dude. Be cool, Rita. Be cool, Rita. I wouldn't need shorts if you got a fucking frosty Rita's. I'd be cool as ice. How about a couple of Luigi's? A couple of Italian ices for me and the boys. You're supposed to eat the soft pretzel by itself like a fucking dickhead. And summertime is about to be right here.

Let me get a fucking cherry Rita's called a fucking day, dude. Be cool, Rita. Be cool, Rita. I wouldn't need shorts if you got a fucking frosty Rita's. I'd be cool as ice. How about a couple of Luigi's? A couple of Italian ices for me and the boys. You're supposed to eat the soft pretzel by itself like a fucking dickhead. And summertime is about to be right here.