Listener (Aaron)

I guess it would have came over from Germany. They would have been soft. I don't know. See what was invented first, hard pretzels or soft pretzels. And where hard pretzels was invented. And let's get some hard pretzels. This is a real chicken or the egg type thing. Where was the soft pretzel invented?

It's got to be, like, Germanic tribes or something.

It's got to be, like, Germanic tribes or something.

It's got to be, like, Germanic tribes or something.

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You think back then? Cooking.

You think back then? Cooking.

Buddy, if you leave me, those guys had nothing to do. I'd come up with a soft pretzel. That's pretty good.

Buddy, if you leave me, those guys had nothing to do. I'd come up with a soft pretzel. That's pretty good.

Buddy, if you leave me, those guys had nothing to do. I'd come up with a soft pretzel. That's pretty good.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

They had soft pretzels. All this shit. That they didn't have, but yet they had soft pretzels back then.

They had soft pretzels. All this shit. That they didn't have, but yet they had soft pretzels back then.

They had soft pretzels. All this shit. That they didn't have, but yet they had soft pretzels back then.

But they couldn't mix it with a screaming cold Coke. And let me tell you, I'd rather be in hell sitting there with a dry-ass mouth in the 1500s.

But they couldn't mix it with a screaming cold Coke. And let me tell you, I'd rather be in hell sitting there with a dry-ass mouth in the 1500s.

But they couldn't mix it with a screaming cold Coke. And let me tell you, I'd rather be in hell sitting there with a dry-ass mouth in the 1500s.

Isn't that crazy to think that they had soft pretzels back then? That doesn't seem right.